Survivor Russia Episode 2

[Quentin Tarantino]

* Late at night, the Svedka tribe return to camp*


KYLE- well at least that was an easy decision

MARCEL- so easy, I don't know where they find these crazies

ROSE- ask Omarosa, they found her somehow







OMAROSA- Bitch please, I am not even comparable to that tub of lard that calls himself a man



ZARANOFF CAMP



* Alex, Curtis and AVGN are attempting to become providers by trying to fish with the fish net. It is not working out so well*















AVGN- @#$@%$^%$%^#%$ I almost caught that one!








*Alex and Curtis lol*

Alex- don't worry James, we'll get one eventually

AVGN- I wanna show the tribe I am not just a nerd!

Curtis- But dude, your nick name is Angry Video Game Nerd

AVGN- Cochran just shut the hell up.

Curtis- !!!!!!!!.






* Back at Camp, Ryan and Damien are collecting firewood *









DAMIEN- What do you think of the game so far dude?

RYAN-Not bad, I just hope we continue to win

DAMIEN- Same here, we got 5 dudes on our tribe I think we got the advantage

RYAN- Yeah, except one is John Cochran and another a self proclaimed nerd! Alex, Curtis and James already have an alliance.

DAMIEN- What makes you so sure?

Ryan- Its just seems obvious the way they hang out all the time. I think Storm may be a part of it too.

DAMIEN- You seem pretty smart for someone who works a gym.

RYAN- Well, keep this between the 2 of us, but I actually don't work at a gym. I work in a lab.

DAMIEN- OH!! holy shit your smart!

RYAN- Thanks haha, but I don't want anyone else to know. I trust you.

[Quentin Tarantino]

Challenge 2




JEFF PROBST- Come on in guys! Andyman voted off at the last tribal council (Alex and Curtis snicker and give a wink to Rose). Today's challenge will require teamwork and the ability to follow instructions ( Alex rolls his eyes). One member of your team will call out instructions, the rest of your team will be blindfolded looking for puzzle pieces. Once you have located all the pieces to the puzzle, the team may work together to build the puzzle. When I say build, I mean BUILD. These pieces are heavy and will require you all to work as team.

Also to the winners!:



And also, a clue to the Hidden Immunity Idol will be hidden at your tribe camps!


On Zaranoff, Storm is chosen as the speaker

On Svedka Mahsa is the speaker and Kristina decides to sit out for Zaranoff


JEFF PROBST- Survivors Ready!?



TARA (bubbles)- READY JEFF!!!!

JEFF RPOBST- GOOOOOO!!!!!!



On Zaranoff, Storm's loud voice projects the directions very loudly for all to hear...ON BOTH TRIBES. Despite her explicit directions, Damien wanders off and bounces into Omarosa on the other tribe, hands in front of him and grabs her boobs.



Omarosa promptly kicks him in the testicles, essentially disabling him for the remainder of the challenge.



*Damien knocked out cold from tesicular shock*

On Svedka, Mahsa is stuck competing with the powerful vocals of Storm, and most of the players treats her screaming as an annoying wasp, moving further and further away from her. Somehow however, Alex ends up following Mahsa's directions instead of Storm, and scores a point for Svedka by delivering one of their puzzle pieces

Despite the setbacks of Damien's sore balls and Alex's inability to follow the correct instructions, Zaranoff's team pull together another victory under Storm's leadership!


JEFF PROBST: ZARANOFF WINS IMMUNITY!!

*Ryan and Alex hold Damien up on their shoulders as they carry their wounded tribemate back to camp

[Quentin Tarantino]

TRIBAL COUNCIL 2

*Kyle, Vanessa and Stephanie immediately start hatching evil plans*



KYLE- Rose would be the obvious target, but I am starting to think it might be a good idea to break up the Apprentice alliance

STEPHANIE- Yeah! Omarosa and Mahsa together is simply asking for trouble.

VANESSA- I'm cool with voting whoever


* Kyle, tries to pull in their 4th and 5th votes, Brent and Marcel to go along with the plan*

BRENT- This sucks guys, I can't believe we lost two in a row. I really think it should be Rose to go

KYLE- I think when she starts feeling better she'll kick ass. Mahsa and Omarosa together really bugs me man

MARCEL- I kind of agree with Kyle here. Omarosa and Mahsa are always together they are definitely going to be hard to take out down the line.

BRENT- But who else is with them? I dunno man I think keeping Rose around is risky.

MARCEL- I say Mahsa goes, we can maybe pin the challenge loss on her. She couldn't tell us what to do in the challenge for shit.

KYLE- I think we can get the others to go along with that.





JEFF PROBST- So guys, 2 Tribal Councils, 2 losses in a row. What's going on here? One member of the other tribe even scored FOR YOU, and Omarosa basically eliminated one from the game permanently



BRENT- I think that we may not have unified group. In Ninja Warriors for us to win we all had to be unified and work as a team

JEFF PROBST- Do you think you could make a good leader for the tribe?

BRENT- If they would except me as a leader I think I could be

JEFF PROBST- Any objections to Brent being your tribe leader

WELLL.......




MAHSA- I think I would make a great leader Mr. Trump. I owned my own beauty salon for 15 years and I can delicate and take control. I take control in the courtroom. I also......

JEFF PROBST- Mahsa, I am not Donald Trump, and this is not The Apprentice anymore. This is Survivor.



MARCEL- With all due respect to Mahsa, She attempted to be a leader today in the challenge, and she failed at it. So I vote to elect Brent as the leader.

JEFF- Rose you have been awfully quiet today, do you have any thoughts on Brent or Mahsa being the leader.



ROSE- Ughhh... Jeff honestly I don't feel too well.... ummmm....uhhhhhhh...........BLAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!






*The projectile vomit heads right to Jeff Probst, turning his baby blue shirt green*






UGH!!!!!!!!



SERIOUSLY!?


ROSE- I'm sorry (weakly)...... I just don't feel.........................................................BLAHHHHHH!!!!







OH MY FUCKING GOD... Jeff you gonna do something?






YES, I have never seen anything like this happen at Tribal Council before. For now, Tribal Council is dismissed. Everyone may leave except Rose, we need to have medical take a look at you.





TO BE CONTINUED!