Survivor Russia Episode 3

[Quentin Tarantino]

* Andyman is all alone at Redemption, awaiting the arrival of his opponent. An image of Amanda Kimmel's face is drawn into the Russian terrain *

ANDYMAN (Confessional)- I don't get why people hate me. I am always so nice to people, so humble, I treat everyone with respect, I don't force my opinions on anyone, I don't blurt out people's secrets or make attempts to blackmail them. Why is everyone so mean to me!


*Back at Svedka's camp site, the tribe discuss the recent events at their last tribal council*

MARCEL- That was extremely disturbing, I think that girl is possessed.

VANESSA- Like wow, she's been sick since the moment she came here, never seen that happen before like ever.

STEPHANIE- OMG I feel so bad for her.

OMAROSA- I just hope whatever it was it's not contagious

KYLE- Think she'll be back in the game?

MAHSA- After the exorcism last night!? I honestly hope not

* The tribe sees Jeff Probst in the distance riding in on a motor boat. They all greet Jeff as he arrives at camp*

JEFF- Hey Svedka, I came to inform you all on Rose's condition. Rose had to be taken to emergency room to be treated for her illness. The doctors believe her immune system is compromised from a lack of nutrition and computer addiction. But whatever she had is not contagious. However, Rose will not be returning to the game. The next person voted out, if anyone is ACTUALLY voted off in this game, will face Andyman at Redemption Island.


BACK AT ZARANOFF CAMP

* Most of the camp is huddled around a campfire, telling stories about their life. It's Storm's turn.










STORM- Music saved my life. When I was 13 years old I was already 6 feet tall and I had these too ( grabs her boobs) which are 100% natural mind all of you. I was an outcast in junior high school. It didn't help that my mom was a suicidal scizophrenic nutcase.

DAMIEN- Wow Storm, what did you do?

STORM- Went into drugs for awhile. Heroin makes you feel like everything is just fine ya know, you forget about everything bad in your life. I quit it too pursue music and never looked back.

RYAN- That's awesome Storm, I don't really have any interesting stories to share.





















ALEX- ugh, I suppose I don't either, well maybe one from when I was like 4 years old, but I never tell anyone.

STORM- Well Alex you just blew it, you have to tell us now.

DAMIEN- Spit it out Alex!

ALEX- Alright! Alright! When I was 4 years old ok, my Mom took me to feed ducks at a swamp. We had these pieces of old stale bread to feed the ducks, but I wanted to eat some bread too so my mom bought bread sticks for us to eat. Mind you, these were not soft bread sticks from the bakery, these were the rock hard ones with the sesame seeds glued into them.



AVGN- Oh God Alex you didn't

ALEX- I did...., despite how my Mom insisted the breadsticks were only for us, I threw one into the pond, My mom was screaming at me and one very unfortunate duckling "attempted" to eat it.







RYAN- What happened to it?




ALEX- It gargled, and flapped around frantically, half a breadstick portruding from its mouth, you could hear the muffled "quack" sounds it was trying to make. My mom and I watched in horror.




*Damien, Curtis and AVGN couldn't contain their laughter, Storm and Ryan looked quite appalled*



STORM- Did it die?



ALEX-it laid lifeless in the pond, half a breadstick down its throat. My Mom just said "Well Alex, I guess its time to go now" and we left. My mom never took me to feed the ducks again after that.

STORM- Way to upstage my life story with that sick shit Alex.

Alex- You're quite welcome














+ =





STORM- By the way, where is Kristina and Francesca?

TARA- James and I were about to go collect some water, we'll take a look.

* AVGN and Tara are on water collecting and purification duty today*








TARA- You know I've done voices for video games before too

AVGN- Oh really? which ones!?
























TARA(Rikku)- Rikku from Final Fantasy X and X-2, I won an award for it! Cmon game nerd you should know this stuff!

AVGN- Haha, I mostly play the old classic games. You know the ones that suck!

TARA- Oh I get it, it's funnier if it sucks right!

AVGN(whispering)- Tara... shhhh, I hear something!


*Tara and AVGN peek over a tree to find Francesca and Kristina both looking under rocks and in trees. Kristina spots AVGN and Tara looking at them*























AVGN (whispering)- We should go tell the others.

[Quentin Tarantino]

Challenge 3




JEFF- Cmon in guys! WHO'S READY TO BRAWL in SCHMERGENBRAWL!? This challenge was been known to cause many injuries in the past, but we simply couldn't resist using it again. The object of the game is simple. Team members on the ground will tackle and wrestle to gain control of the ball, which they must pass to a thrower on the top platform to toss into the OTHER tribe's net. First tribe to score 3 points wins Immunity and in addition to the winning tribe.






RUSSIAN DELICACIES, Crawfish and Salmon Caviar. Hope your tribe likes sea food.


Zaranoff

Tara decides to be the thrower because she doesn't want to be roughed up. The other women Storm, Kristina and Francesca are very willing to go into the brawl, even more so than some of the men. Alex and Francesca decide to sit this challenge out since 1 man and 1 woman must sit out to even up the tribes.

Svedka

Vanessa decides to throw and the remaining tribe members all will participate in the Brawl portion.


MATCH 1- 2 Men, 1 Woman

ZARANOFF Curtis, Ryan and Kristina
SVEDKA- Brent, Kyle and Stephanie

Brent makes a mad dash for the ball grabbing it first, but is tackled by Curtis. Brent passes the ball to Kyle quickly, and shoves Curtis off of him. Stephanie rushes in and wrestles Curtis to the ground, its a pretty even match up. Meanwhile Ryan attempts to tackle Kyle and does, but not before the ball is passed to Vanessa. Vanessa scores a point with 1 shot.

MATCH 2- Zaranoff-0, Svedka-1, 3 Men

Zaranoff- Ryan, Damien and AVGN
Svedka- Brent, Kyle and Marcel

Brent is too fast and gets the ball first again, but is unable to pass before Ryan takes him down. Both men get down and dirty and the ball is lost. AVGN spots the ball and runs to it, bringing attention to both Kyle and Marcel. He passes it to Damien before they double team him, whom then passes it to Tara. Tara shoots........AND MISSES COMPLETELY. Marcel quickly catches the rebound and passes to Vanessa, who once again scores for her team

ZARANOFF- 0, SVEDKA-2-

Match 3- 1 Man, 2 Women

Zaranoff- Damien, Kristina and Storm

Svedka- Brent, Omarosa and Mahsa

As soon as the ball is thrown, Damien rushes in.... to OMAROSA!. He plows into her and 2 go into an all out brawl, seperated from the action of the game. Mahsa covers Kristina from making any moves, so the match turns into a 1 on 1 showdown between Storm and Brent. Despite her height advantage, Storm is unable to release the ball from his powerful grip, he passes to Vanessa who once again scores for her team with a single shot!.

























SVEDKA WINS IMMUNITY!

JEFF- Damien, what was the deal with you only going after Omarosa?

DAMIEN- I had to get the bitch back for kicking me in the balls last challenge

OMAROSA- You know maybe if you keep your hands to yourself you wouldn't have had that problem.

DAMIEN- Bitch I was blindfolded!

OMAROSA- Yeah, that's why you squeezed them TWICE!

DAMIEN- I didn't know what it was! I was trying to figure out what I ran into.

OMAROSA- Yeah ok!

JEFF- Regardless, for the first time, Zaranoff, you have a date with me at Tribal Council where one of you HOPEFULLY will be voted off, as of yet contestants have been leaving this game via other means! Head back to camp!

[Quentin Tarantino]

SVEDKA BACK AT CAMP

*Group Hug*

KYLE- Fuck yeah! We finally won!

OMAROSA- Cutting some dead weight definitely helped

MARCEL- By the way Brent you were awesome in that challenge man

BRENT- Thanks man, you were pretty good yourself

MAHSA- How about you make us something Gourmet out of these Crawfish and Caviar

MARCEL- The pantry is limited but I can try.



BACK AT ZARANOFF CAMP

*Francesca and Kristina are sitting in the shelter*





KRISTINA- shit!

FRANCESCA- shit!

KRISTINA- I think we got some problems girl, I promised them I wouldn't look for that idol!

FRANCESCA- I know ya did girl, and I was looking with you.

KRISTINA- we gotta figure out a way out of this...

FRANCESCA- Find the idol!

KRISTINA- Ain't that easy, I tried. Let's go talk to Ryan and Damien, they're both fishing right now. They seemed like the most reasonable guys here.

* At the fishing spot with Ryan and Damien *

KRISTINA- I just don't think we are the weakest people on the tribe at all

RYAN- Who do you think is?

FRANCESCA- Alex and Curtis, like BY FAR. They can't do anything. Alex even scored for the other tribe. I think he may secretly be with the other tribe, like its a twist or something.

KRISTINA- Also, you gotta look at alliances too. Alex, Curtis, AVGN and Storm are clearly an alliance, probably from Day 1.

DAMIEN- Yeah we've thought about that too.

KRISTINA- Good, I knew you guys had something on the ball.

DAMIEN- Please, don't talk about balls.....

FRANCESCA- I'm sure we could get Tara down as a 5th vote, she isn't with anybody. It be us 5 to end.


* Meanwhile, with Kristina, Francesca and Tara excluded, the tribe has a little Pow Wow*

ALEX- Those fucking bitches!

AVGN- Seriously, I knew when they came back into this game it was gonna be trouble.

RYAN- I know, its hard to trust them when they are sneaking around looking for idols and thinking up all these plans.

STORM- The thing is though, those ladies rock in the challenges.

CURTIS- yeah for lawyers they do kind of kick ass.

DAMIEN- What has Tara done besides sit out and miss every shot last challenge?

ALEX- I don't know, but I trust Tara more than Kris or Fran, but I'll go with whatever you guys wanna do.

[Quentin Tarantino]

TRIBAL COUNCIL 3




JEFF- So finally, the dysfunctional Svedka tribe won. What do you think happened?



FRANCESCA- I think the answer is simple. We have some weak players still on our tribe, and the other tribe got rid of their weak links.

JEFF- Care to give us any names?

FRANCESCA- Alex and Curtis

*Alex and Curtis clench their fists*

FRANCESCA- They've performed terribly so far, Alex can't even score for his own tribe and Curtis got beat by a girl in the last challenge



CURTIS- Excuse me but I did most of the Jigsaw puzzle in the first challenge by myself thank you very much.

ALEX- I think Franchestqua is only pissed because of our interaction on Day 1.

FRANCESCA- Yeah well if you call me that one more time I promise I will vote for you

ALEX- I think you're voting for me already, and I played Phillip Sheppard in an online game before, multiple times in fact, so I cant help it.

FRANCESCA- That really doesn't help your case either Alex, as an attorney I can say that.



TARA (Timmy Turner)- Why can't we all just get along!?



STORM- I agree, I am going to sing Kumbaya, maybe that will calm people down. KUMBAYA my lord, KUMBAYA. KUMBAYA my lord, KUMBAYA.






JEFF- Thank you for that Storm, and with that I say its time to vote. Let's see if it can actually happen this time.

*Only Francesca's vote is shown*

FRANCESCA- Alex, you're a useless asshole.










JEFF- Ok, now if anyone would like to play a Hidden Immunity Idol, now would be the time to do so.

























































NO? ok, then I'll read the votes. Once the votes are read the decision is final and the person voted out will be asked to leave the Tribal Council Area immediately. I'll read the votes.



First vote:




























ALEX






Second Vote:






























ALEX












Third vote:






























ALEX















Fourth vote:





























































TARA



























Fifth vote:































TARA
















Sixth vote:
















TARA











7th vote:













TARA













8th vote


















































AND FIRST CASTAWAY PROPERLY VOTED OUT OF THE GAME....





TARA







* Tara cries like Dil Pickles from the Rug Rats*





Tara I will need you to bring me your torch. You will have a chance to return to this game. For now, the rest of you head back to camp and I'd suggest find some unity, cause I didn't see much tonight.