Survivor Russia Episode 4

[Quentin Tarantino]

REDEMPTION ISLAND DUEL 1




ANDYMAN VERSUS TARA STRONG

VS



JEFF PROBST- Welcome to the Redemption Arena, where you will need to fight for your right to remain in the game. Today's challenge is one that requires intense concentration and focus,--------

ANDYMAN- OMG OMG OMG It's the Plate Balancing challenge Amanda Kimmel won this challenge in China and made the Finals omg I have practiced doing this challenge at home countless times so that I could tie Amanda's record and

JEFF PROBST- AS I WAS SAYING!, you will need to balance the plates so they don't fall, we will be adding on a new plate every minute until one of you drop plates and will be eliminated for good from the game.


*Alex and Curtis are watching from Zaranoff hoping to see Andyman's demise, while Omarosa and Mahsa are from Scedka, hoping for the same*


Andyman and Tara both use different strategies to stack their plates. Andyman stacks his plates upside-down whereas Tara stacked them right-side up. After only 20 minutes of agonizing boredom, one of Tara's plates falls......


















JEFF PROBST- Andyman stays alive and continues his quest for the million dollars!!! . Andyman why are you crying?







ANDYMAN- Because I know those BITCHES Omarosa and Mahsa came here to see me lose and I am so proud of myself for winning and I am going to win every challenge and back into this game and I am going to make Amanda Kimmel so proud of me and she is going to marry me and I am going to have the million dollars and we are going to have wonderful life I am going to love her like no man ever loved a woman and we will make lots of babies and open a hat store and sell hats and........


JEFF PROBST- Andy, please take a breath. Tara, unfortunately this is the end of the game for you. Is there anything you would like to say to your fellow castaways before leaving?

*Alex and Curtis nearly fall of their chairs from holding in their laughter*
























TARA(Timmy Turner Voice)- I would just like to say it was an awesome experience and Good Luck Zaranoff!

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ZARANOFF CAMP



*Kristina calls a Tribe Meeting*



KRISTINA- I just wanted to think you guys for keeping me in the game. I know you all had good reason to vote after I was looking for the idol.

ALEX- The thing is you promised on day 1 that you weren't going to do that Kristina, so it makes it a little harder to trust you afterwards.

KRISTINA- Yes I know and I'm sorry, I figured since the clue was hidden at camp everyone was going to be looking for it I didn't think I'd be in the only one.

AVGN- Umm yeah but we didn't.


KRISTINA(confessional)- You know these people want to scapegoat me for looking for the idol. None of the other players are smart enough to actually try and do the same.

*The Tribe meeting is dismissed and everyone goes back to their work around camp*





















FRANCESCA- We are screwed aren't we?

KRISTINA- yeah I think so, I'm gonna end up going before you though.

FRANCESCA- I guess all we can do is hope for tribe swap or something

KRISTINA- Would be nice about now.



SVEDKA TRIBE





MARCEL- Breakfast is served! Crawfish, caviar and rice.

BRENT- Marcel this is awesome!

STEPHANIE- Thanks Marcel, never had crawfish before but its REALLY GOOD



OMAROSA- My crawfish is raw.

MAHSA- Oh gross, mine is too.

MARCEL- Oh, sorry ladies, that was the largest one, I guess he needed a little bit more time to cook.

OMAROSA- The rice is dry too. Where the hell did you ever learn to cook?

MARCEL- Ok well excuse me, It's not exactly like its easy to cook with this pot. I'm used to working in a kitchen

OMAROSA- You're a pathetic excuse for a chef.



MARCEL- Do you happen to be trained in classical and modern french cuisine? I didn't think so. So how about you stuff your face with the food I so generously prepared for you and quiting acting like a diva bitch.



OMAROSA- Diva bitch!? so now you're a racist too. I may not know how to cook your fancy french shit but I bet your mama was raped by horny frenchman and that's how you got your fancy name.

*Brent is forced to step to stop Marcel and Omarosa from attacking one another*


Kyle(Confessional)- I'm kind of disappointed the fight was stopped. I've seen a lot of things in my day, but I never seen a frenchman and a diva bitch fight. It would have been awesome!.

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IMMUNITY CHALLENGE 4




JEFF PROBST- Welcome Zaranoff and Svedka to one of my personal favorite challenges. In this challenge you will be paired up against members of the other tribe to see who can eat the delicious treats we have before you today. If you can finish the "treat" before the other person, you score a point. First tribe to score 3 points wins, so not all of you will have to participate.

YOU ARE ALSO PLAYING FOR REWARD






















MATCH 1- Alex Versus Mahsa
Treat- Elk brains



Alex, eagar to show his tribe he can follow instructions and win challenges, goes on the attack on the Elk brain. "Eat" is a simple enough of an instruction for him to handle. Alex devours the brain!




Match 2 Damien Versus Omarosa
Item Russian Bison testicles
Score Zaranoff- 1 and Svedka-0



Damien is extremely zealous about beating Omarosa, and takes a huge bite of bison testicles. Omarosa eats her testicles at a more gradual pace. Unfortunately, Damien's titanic mouthful of testicle is too much for him to handle, and he starts to choke. Medical rushes in to give Damien the Heimlich Maneuver to prevent him from dying. Omarosa scores for Svedka by default


Match 3 Ryan Versus Stephanie
Item Gazelle Intestines
Score Zaranoff- 1 and Svedka-1



Stephanie nervously and meticulously eats her intestines, while Ryan takes big bites, rapidly chews, swallows and takes another bite. Ryan's method proves to faster and scores a point.


Match 4 Storm Versus Kyle
Item Caribou Kidneys
Score Zaranoff- 2 and Svedka-1



Kyle and Storm both injest the kidneys at a pretty even pace. However, Storm has a difficult time swallowing and thus Kyle scores the point.


FINAL MATCH


Match 5 Francesca versus Marcel
Item Brain,Testicle,Intestine and Kidney milkshake
Score Zaranoff- 2 and Svedka-1


Jeff gets the sadistic idea of blending up all the previous ingredients into a milkshake. The shake is so rancid and nauseating that neither Francesca or Marcel are able to gulp, but to suffer through small sips at a time. Marcel is leading on Francesca slightly.



VANESSA- GROSS! That Milkshake kind of looks like Rose's vomit




Suddenly, Marcel violently begins to cough and retch. Out of no where, he begins to vomit his partially digested salmon caviar and crawfish so Francesca wins by default.




























ZARANOFF WINS IMMUNITY!


Francesca is cheered on and hoisted in the air by her tribe for the victory. Marcel is still extraordinarily repulsed by the recent events.

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SVEDKA CAMP AFTER THE CHALLENGE


MARCEL- I'd just like to say, I had that challenge in the bag until you opened your disgusting mouth Vanessa

VANESSA- Oh please, don't blame this shit on me. You were on the verge of a purge the whole time you were drinking that

MARCEL- I was KILLING Francesca! I was going to beat her its 100% your fault we are going to Tribal Council

VANESSA- You have got to be fucking kidding me!

OMAROSSA- Marcel you were the one drinking, you can't blame this on Vanessa, its your fault.




BRENT- I think we need to stop this bickering right now. I am honestly sick of all this shit and this why we keep losing. Cause everyone is at each other throats! We lost the challenge, it wasn't any one person's fault. We all tried our best in the challenge and now we need to vote someone off and that's all there is to it!




* While "COLLECTING" Fire wood *



KYLE- This is awesome. Marcel will have no problem voting Omarossa we can get this bitch out for good

STEPHANIE- Haha I can't wait to see the look on her face when her torch is out.

VANESSA- Omarossa? Why don't we vote with Omarossa and vote off Marcel.

KYLE- NO! we need Marcel he is a number

VANESSA- He is being a total jerk to me and I don't trust him

KYLE- Do you trust Omarossa more? Seriously this our chance to get rid of her and leave Mahsa completely without any allies.




* Vanessa and Brent meet up by treemail before Tribal Council*

VANESSA- Its' going to be either Marcel or Omarossa

BRENT- I figured, what do you think we should do?

VANESSA- I think Omarossa deserves to stay, she can be a drama queen but she has always performed well in the challenges, Marcel hasn't.

BRENT- I guess but the drama around camp really needs to stop. We can't work together as a tribe and that's why we keep losing.

VANESSA- Marcel is a drama queen too, and he is hard to trust. He always seems like he has these plans and he ready to backstab you at a moment's notice. Omarossa is a straight shooter, she doesn't have a good poker face.

BRENT- I don't know what to do.....



























TRIBAL COUNCIL 4




JEFF- So, last time you guys were here, your tribe was in need of unity and couldn't find it. Has Brent succeeded in being a leader for your tribe

KYLE- Yes I think he has, Brent's done an awesome job so far. My only critique is I wish he had just let Marcel and Omarossa brawl it out

JEFF- Why were Marcel and Omarossa ready to brawl?











MARCEL- Because Omarossa is a Diva Bitch and doesn't like my cooking













OMAROSSA- There you go again with the racial slurs. NEWS FLASH! you cannot cook. How about you go and get a real job.

MARCEL- I am not even going to start with you. On top of that, Vanessa has to make that disgusting comment at the challenge which tipped me over the edge.













VANESSSA- You were gonna going to lose it whether I said anything or not you couldn't see the look on your face, Francesca looked fine drinking it.

MARCEL- You don't know that! And making comments about vomit when I am trying to drink a Testicle Kidney Milkshake is never good idea don't you think?

JEFF- Well it appears there is still quite a division in this tribe, regardless it is time to vote.



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JEFF- I'll go read the votes. Once the votes are read the decision is final, the person voted out must leave the tribal council area immediately. If anyone has a Hidden Immunity Idol and would like to play it now would be the time to do.




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I'LL go read the votes.






FIRST VOTE:






















OMAROSSA










SECOND VOTE:


























OMAROSSA














THIRD VOTE:






























STUPID FRENCHMAN CAN'T COOK...MOTHERFUCKER



OMAROSSA- That one is for Marcel

JEFF- Thank you Omarossa, please write a name next time ok?






FOURTH VOTE:




































MARCEL


































FIFTH VOTE:





























MARCEL


JEFF: That is 3 votes for Marcel, 2 votes Omarossa. There are 2 votes left. It takes 4 to leave






















SIXTH VOTE:













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DIVA BITCH.......




MARCEL- That one is for Omarossa Jeff.

JEFF- That was my guess. We are tied 3 votes Marcel, 3 votes Omarossa. I'll read the last vote.

























SEVENTH VOTE:


















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4TH PERSON TO LEAVE THE TRIBE IN SURVIVOR RUSSIA







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MARCEL!!!!!!














JEFF- Marcel, the tribe has spoken, but you will have a chance to re-enter this game.









For the rest of you, it appears like your tribe is more divided than it's ever been. Brent I don't envy your position as leader, you have a lot of work to do. Head back to camp and good night.