Post by Quentin Tarantino on Oct 18, 2011 4:36:20 GMT -5
REDEMPTION ISLAND #2
VS 
JEFF- I have said many times if you are ever going to be on Survivor, you're a fool if you don't learn how to make a fire. We are about to find out if either of you are fools.
*Marcel and Andyman stare each other down and go to their stations*
Marcel wields his machete like a pro, attacking his flint like he was butchering a duck. Quickly, Marcel succeeds in creating a small fire.
Andyman on the other hand, sloppily uses his machete, striking it a lot of unfocused force and not catching any fire. Frustrated, Andyman throws his machete on the ground. Andyman starts to cry hysterically.
JEFF- Andyman (sigh), why are you crying.
ANDYMAN- I'm crying because.....because....BECAUSE....
JEFF- OH MY....FU....ummmmm......MEDICAL! MEDICAL!
*Medical rushes in to bandage up Andyman's foot. He is too injured to continue the challenge*
VS JEFF- I have said many times if you are ever going to be on Survivor, you're a fool if you don't learn how to make a fire. We are about to find out if either of you are fools.
*Marcel and Andyman stare each other down and go to their stations*
Marcel wields his machete like a pro, attacking his flint like he was butchering a duck. Quickly, Marcel succeeds in creating a small fire.
Andyman on the other hand, sloppily uses his machete, striking it a lot of unfocused force and not catching any fire. Frustrated, Andyman throws his machete on the ground. Andyman starts to cry hysterically.
JEFF- Andyman (sigh), why are you crying.
ANDYMAN- I'm crying because.....because....BECAUSE....
JEFF- OH MY....FU....ummmmm......MEDICAL! MEDICAL!
*Medical rushes in to bandage up Andyman's foot. He is too injured to continue the challenge*